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The DIY Disaster
Attempting home improvement projects
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I decided to assemble my own furniture. The instructions were like a foreign language. It's a good thing my furniture doesn't resemble what's on the box; otherwise, I'd be sleeping on a bookshelf that's supposed to be a bed.
The Tech-Challenged Techie
Grappling with the latest gadgets
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I bought a smart fridge. It's so smart; it tells me when I'm out of milk. But here's the thing: it doesn't do the grocery shopping. So, now my fridge is just mocking me - "Hey, you're out of milk. Go get some. Lazy human!
The Fitness Fluke
Trying to stay fit in a fast-food world
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I bought a fitness tracker, hoping it would inspire me to move more. Now, every time I sit down for more than an hour, it vibrates with judgment. It's like having a nagging personal trainer on my wrist. "Get up! Do jumping jacks! You've been sitting too long, you couch potato!
The Coffee Connoisseur
Navigating the world of fancy coffee
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I thought I'd impress a date by ordering a macchiato. Turns out, it's just an espresso with a spot of milk. I felt fancy until my date asked, "You paid how much for a thimble of coffee?" Now I stick to the basics – black coffee with no judgment, thank you!
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