5 Jokes For Derivative

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 07 2025

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The Mathematician

Explaining complex mathematical concepts in simple terms
I told my friend I could derive an equation for happiness. He said, 'Sure, as long as x equals money and y equals vacation time.' I think I just found the solution to all our problems!

The Innovator

Creating new inventions without copying existing ideas
I pitched my derivative idea to investors – a selfie stick that doubles as a snack dispenser. They said it's 'innovatively absurd.' I call it 'multitasking genius.'

The Linguist

Playing with language without sounding cliché
I wrote a poem about derivatives. It was so formulaic, it made quadratic equations look free-spirited. Poetry shouldn't come with a derivative manual!

The Artist

Finding inspiration while avoiding clichés
My friend said my art was too derivative. So, I painted a canvas black and called it 'Existential Void.' Now it's a derivative of a derivative. That's art evolution for you.

The Trader

Balancing risk and reward in the stock market
I tried to invest in a company that specializes in derivatives. Turns out, they're more complicated than a relationship status on Facebook. I’m still trying to figure out what we are.

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