11 Jokes For Derivative

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Updated on: May 07 2025

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I told my friend a derivative joke, but it was too complex for him to get – he couldn't differentiate between humor and calculus.
Why don't mathematicians argue about derivatives? Because they always find a common tangent.
Why did the integral go to therapy? It had too many issues with its derivative.
What did one calculus book say to the other? 'I've got too many problems!' And the other replied, 'Differential ones or integral ones?
My calculus class is like a rock concert. We're always finding the limit, but never quite reaching it.
Why did the function visit the therapist? It had too many issues with its ex, the derivative.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, and its solutions were always derivatives.
Why was the math book upset? It had too many square roots, and its life was becoming irrational.
I told my friend I could make a derivative joke on the spot. He said, 'Do it!' So I said, 'd/dx = 0' – because it had no change in humor.
Why did the function refuse to integrate? It had too many issues with commitment – always changing values.
Why did the calculus book break up with the geometry book? They had too many differences.

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