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You ever notice how life is like the derivative of happiness? The steeper the curve, the faster it all goes downhill.
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I realized adulthood is just one big derivative – as time goes on, responsibilities increase, and the rate of fun decreases exponentially. Who said math doesn't apply to real life?
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I told my therapist I was feeling stuck in life, and he said, "Try finding the derivative of your routine." Now I'm just stuck with a math problem and no solution.
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I tried explaining calculus to my friend, and he said, "Life is complicated enough without bringing derivatives into it." I thought, "Well, at least I'm not integrating my problems!
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Relationships are like derivatives – you can try to find the critical points, but sometimes you end up with a complex solution.
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The other day, I was feeling ambitious, so I decided to find the derivative of my to-do list. Turns out, it's a constant struggle.
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I was doing some math the other day, and I realized relationships are a lot like derivatives. You start off with passion, then it slowly approaches zero.
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Dating is like finding the derivative of love – you start with passion, then it all becomes a series of complicated equations, and suddenly you're solving for "X" alone.
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I asked my friend for advice on handling stress, and he said, "Just take the derivative of your worries." Now I have a whole new set of imaginary numbers to deal with.
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