7 Deployed Soldiers Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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I heard a deployed soldier opened a bakery. He makes combat rolls every morning!
I asked a deployed soldier if he had a favorite vegetable. He said, 'Collard greens – they're tough and resilient, just like us!
What's a soldier's favorite type of music? Army beats!
I asked a deployed soldier if he could make a salad. He said, 'Sure, but I might grenade the lettuce!
Why did the deployed soldier take a nap in the middle of the battlefield? He wanted to catch up on some 'rest and relaxation'!
I told my friend I wanted to join the army, and he said, 'You're really gunning for it!
Why did the deployed soldier become a gardener? He wanted to plant himself somewhere peaceful!

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