6 Deployed Soldiers Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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I asked a soldier if he knew any magic tricks. He said, 'Watch me make this MRE disappear!
What do you call a group of musical soldiers? The infantry!
Why did the soldier bring a map to the battlefield? He wanted to find his way to victory!
Why did the soldier bring a mirror to the war zone? To reflect on his experiences!
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran!
Why did the soldier always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his weapon!

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