7 Jokes For Deli Meat

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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What's a ham's favorite type of workout? Ham-erobics!

Why did the prosciutto get a job as a DJ? It knew how to 'cure' beats!

Why did the bacon win an award? It was outstanding in its field!

What's a deli meat's favorite hobby? 'Bacon' memories!

What did the slice of pastrami say to the bread? 'Rye' you so distant?

Why don't deli meats like to play hide and seek? Because they always get 'cold cuts'!

What's a deli meat's favorite dance? The 'ham'-boogie!

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