7 Jokes For Deli Meat

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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Why was the deli clerk always calm? They had 'provolone' patience!
What do you call a deli meat that's a great singer? A 'tuna'-riffic vocalist!
Why don't deli meats ever win arguments? They always 'ham' it up!
Why did the salami break up with the sandwich? It just couldn't 'relish' the commitment!
What did the deli clerk say to the impatient customer? 'You just can't 'prosciutto' orders like that!'
What's a deli meat's favorite movie? 'Sliced Alone'!
Why did the turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks!

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