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Why did the degenerate refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of dealing with his issues!
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What do you call a degenerate with a sense of humor? A comic sans-sation!
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What's a degenerate's favorite movie genre? Fantasy – it's the only place their life makes sense!
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Why did the degenerate go to therapy? He wanted to change the channel of his life, but the remote was lost!
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What's a degenerate's favorite exercise? The moral high ground – they're always looking down on it!
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Why did the degenerate become a gardener? He wanted to turn over a new leaf, even if it was a bit wilted!
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What did the degenerate say when asked about his goals? 'I'm just trying to level down to everyone else's expectations!
The Degenerate's Dilettante Deeds
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Being a degenerate means having a PhD in procrastination - we're so good at avoiding responsibilities that we've turned it into an art form. Who needs deadlines when you've got endless distractions?
The Degenerate Dilemma: Part II
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They say don't cry over spilled milk, but as a degenerate, you cry because you ran out of milk for your cereal... again. It's a tragedy in three acts: disbelief, acceptance, and then desperation for a grocery run.
Degenerate Dreams
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The life of a degenerate is a constant battle between the angel on one shoulder saying, You should really adult today, and the devil on the other shoulder whispering, But have you considered a nap instead? Tough choices, folks, tough choices.
Degenerate Diaries
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Ever notice how a degenerate's 'to-do' list resembles a choose-your-own-adventure book? You start with Get it together and somehow end up on page 37: Buy inflatable unicorn.
The Degenerate Dilemma
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You know you've hit a new low when your wildest dreams involve matching socks and a fully stocked fridge. That's the life of a self-proclaimed degenerate - we've upgraded from reckless to responsible, folks!
Degenerate Decisions 101
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They say dress for the job you want, but as a degenerate, my dream job would be wearing pajamas professionally. I'd be CEO of the snooze button.
Degenerate Déjà Vu
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Being a degenerate feels like playing a video game on the hardest difficulty setting - every time you think you're leveling up, you realize you're just respawning in the same spot.
Degenerate Destiny
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Being a degenerate is like being a magician - except instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, we're pulling questionable life decisions out of thin air. Presto! Debt and regret!
The Degenerate Dilettante
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A degenerate's idea of meal prep is stocking up on delivery menus and practicing the art of ordering in five different languages. Multilingual laziness, that's talent!
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