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Shallow End Lifeguard
Wrestling with the seriousness of a lifeguard job in the shallow end.
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I tried explaining to my mom that being a lifeguard is serious business, even in the shallow end. She asked if I've ever saved anyone. I said, "Well, I did rescue a gummy bear from drowning once.
DJ at a Deep House Party
Balancing the deep bass with the shallow dance moves.
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My friend asked me, "What's the secret to being a great deep house DJ?" I said, "It's all about finding the right balance between beats per minute and beats per awkward dance move.
Deep Sea Diver
Struggling with pressure, both water and expectations.
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I asked my deep-sea diving instructor for some advice on handling pressure. He said, "Just like life, if things get too intense, find an escape hatch. I recommend Netflix.
Deepest Thinker in a Coffee Shop
Struggling with finding deep thoughts in a shallow latte.
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I overheard someone at the coffee shop say, "Life is like a cup of coffee." So, naturally, I started wondering, does that make Mondays the bitter grounds at the bottom?
Deep-Cleaning Enthusiast
Dealing with the depth of dirt and the shallowness of motivation.
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My friends ask me, "Why do you love deep cleaning so much?" I tell them it's like therapy, but with more rubber gloves and fewer breakthroughs. And let's be honest, organizing the spice rack is my version of extreme sports.
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