7 Jokes For Dealership

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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I told the dealership I wanted a car for my wife. They gave me one with a great 'spouse control' feature - it goes wherever it wants!
What did the car salesman say to the customer who complained about the price? 'I guess you could say our deals are wheel-y good!
I told the dealership I needed a car for my dog. They said, 'Sure, we have a great 'bark' and ride special!
I tried to make a car joke, but it didn't drive well with the audience. Maybe it needed a better delivery!
I told the dealership I wanted a fast car. They gave me one with outstanding speed - it disappears from my bank account in seconds!
I asked the car salesman if the new model came with a GPS. He said, 'No, but the road is right outside!
Why did the car break up with the dealership? It couldn't handle the commitment!

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