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The Overly Enthusiastic Car Salesperson
Balancing the excitement and skepticism of customers
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I went to a dealership, and the sales guy was so pumped about the airbags. He goes, 'These airbags are so safe, you could crash this car, and it would feel like a surprise party!' I don't know about you, but I prefer my surprises without a collision.
The Budget-Conscious Buyer
Trying to get the best deal without looking cheap
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I negotiated the price down, and the dealer said, 'You drive a hard bargain.' I replied, 'Well, I want to make sure the only thing driving me hard is the car.'
The Tech-Savvy Customer
Grappling with more buttons and screens than a spaceship
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The dealer said, 'This car is so smart; it practically drives itself.' I thought, 'Great, now my car has a better sense of direction than I do. I'll just sit back and let it navigate through life too.'
The Mechanic at Heart
Worrying about the car's health and well-being
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I popped the hood to look knowledgeable, and the sales guy goes, 'This engine is a work of art.' I'm just thinking, 'Can I pay for it in installments, like a painting?'
The Confused Customer
Navigating through the maze of car options
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I asked the dealer, 'What color options do you have?' He said, 'We have red, blue, green, silver, black, white, and more.' I thought I was choosing a car, not a bag of Skittles. I went with 'taste the rainbow,' by the way.
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