10 Jokes About Deadlines For Writers

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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I told my deadline a joke. It laughed and said, 'You've got until tomorrow to finish the punchline!
I asked my deadline for an extension, but it gave me a plot twist instead!
Why did the writer bring a ladder to the deadline? They wanted to reach the climax!
What's a writer's secret weapon against deadlines? Procrastination – it adds drama to the storyline!
I told my deadline I needed more time. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm not a time-traveling plot twist.
Why did the writer break up with their deadline? It was too much of a commitment!
I missed my deadline, but I'm hoping it's just a plot twist in my life story.
My deadline and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to stress me out, and I hate it for that.
My deadline is like a scary monster under the bed. I know it's there, but ignoring it seems easier.
Why did the novelist start a garden? To meet their deadlines and cultivate some plot twists!

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