5 Jokes About Deadlines For Writers

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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The Overachiever

Dealing with the frustration of others not meeting your impeccably high standards.
I love setting deadlines for myself; it's my way of telling the universe, "I dare you to try and mess with my color-coded schedule.

The Zen Master

Balancing the chaos of deadlines with a calm and collected demeanor.
When faced with a tight deadline, I channel my inner yogi and say, "Let the stress flow through you like a river. Just make sure you build a dam of productivity.

The Night Owl

Navigating the challenges of meeting daytime deadlines when your brain is most active at 2 AM.
My best work happens after midnight, but deadlines don't seem to care. It's like telling a night owl to catch the early worm—it's just not in our nocturnal nature.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing that deadlines are a plot by aliens to test human sanity.
I'm onto the conspiracy behind deadlines. They're not real; they're just a way for the intergalactic overlords to mess with our sleep schedules.

The Procrastinator

Trying to meet deadlines while battling the urge to binge-watch Netflix.
I love the adrenaline rush of meeting a deadline. It's like running a marathon, except instead of getting a medal, you get the sweet satisfaction of not getting fired.

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