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Why did the deadline cross the road? To make the writer's life a suspenseful thriller!
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Why did the writer bring a notebook to the deadline? To jot down their last-minute ideas!
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What do you call a deadline that's also a stand-up comedian? A punchline!
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What's a writer's favorite type of deadline? The final one, because it's a wrap!
Deadlines for Writers
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You know, they say deadlines for writers are like a horror movie - suspenseful, nerve-wracking, and you always feel like someone's about to get killed... and by someone, I mean my social life.
Deadlines for Writers
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Deadlines are like that friend who always says they'll be there in five minutes. Spoiler alert: they're lying. But in the case of deadlines, those five minutes feel more like five dog years.
Deadlines for Writers
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Deadlines are like diet plans. You set them with the best intentions, swear you'll stick to them, but then life hands you a pizza, and suddenly, your deadline becomes a cheesy, guilt-ridden mess.
Deadlines for Writers
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If procrastination were an Olympic sport, writers would be gold medalists. Deadlines? Oh, they're just the referees blowing the whistle on our championship game of How Close Can You Cut It?
Deadlines for Writers
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I recently had a deadline that felt like a superhero origin story. At first, I was just a regular person, and then the deadline bit me, and now I have the incredible power to procrastinate until the very last minute.
Deadlines for Writers
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Deadlines and I have a love-hate relationship. I love to hate them, and they hate to let me love my peace and quiet.
Deadlines for Writers
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Deadlines for writers are like that uninvited guest who just won't leave. They show up unexpected, overstay their welcome, and by the end of it, you're ready to write a thriller titled Escape from the Deadline Zone.
Deadlines for Writers
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You ever notice how deadlines have this magical ability to turn a perfectly sane person into a caffeine-fueled, sleep-deprived wizard? Forget Hogwarts, I graduated from the School of Procrastination.
Deadlines for Writers
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I tried explaining to my deadline that I work better under pressure. It didn't listen. Now, I'm convinced it's part of a secret society conspiring against my well-rested sanity.
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