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The Fisherman
Trying to impress the fish but getting no reaction
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I told my dead fish a joke to lighten the mood, but it just stared at me blankly. Tough crowd. I guess comedy doesn't work swimmingly underwater.
The Comedian at a Seafood Buffet
Making jokes about dead fish while people are trying to enjoy their meals
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I decided to entertain the seafood buffet crowd with fish-related jokes. Let's just say my career as a comedian at a buffet was short-lived. The audience was as lively as the fish on display.
The Restaurant Chef
Trying to make a dish with a dead fish
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I asked the waiter how fresh the fish was, and he said, "It's so fresh; it practically swam to the plate itself." Well, it must've been a ghost swim.
The Marine Biologist
Researching the life of dead fish
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People ask me what I do for a living. I tell them I'm a marine biologist specializing in dead fish. It's a conversation killer, much like the subjects of my research.
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