10 Jokes About Dead Dogs

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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Why did the dead dog become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to 'kill' with its jokes!
Why did the dead dog go to therapy? It needed help burying its issues!
I told my dog it's a bad idea to play dead all the time. Now it's looking for a new trick – perhaps a howl-iday special!
Why did the dead dog get a job at the bakery? It was great at making grave-y pastries!
Why did the dead dog refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was tired of being the 'underdog'!
What did the ghostly dog say to the living dog? 'You're barking up the wrong afterlife!
Why did the zombie dog join the circus? It wanted to improve its dead-ication to the undead arts!
Why did the dead dog get a job at the movie theater? It wanted to be a 'bone-fide' film critic!
What did the deceased dog say at the comedy show? 'I'm just here for the dead-pan humor!
Why did the dead dog start a gardening business? It wanted to grow a bone-anza of flowers!

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