5 Jokes About Dead Dogs

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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Doggy Afterlife Real Estate Agent

Finding the perfect spectral dog house
Ghost dogs are great clients. They're always looking for a place with a killer view!

Canine Ghost Whisperer

Resolving ghostly doggy conflicts
Ghost dogs have a lot of unresolved issues. I told one, "You need to bury the bone of contention!

Veterinarian's Nightmare

Dealing with ghostly dead dogs
Being a veterinarian for ghost dogs is tough. You try giving them a shot, and they just pass right through it!

Paranormal Dog Groomer

Styling the fur of ethereal canines
I told a ghost dog, "Your fur is so silky, it's almost spooky. It's like you've been conditioned in the afterlife!

Doggy Psychic

Communicating with the spirits of deceased dogs
I asked a ghost dog about the meaning of life. It replied, "It's all about the afterbark!

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