6 Jokes For Dead Body

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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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I told my friend I want a dead body at my funeral to really liven things up. He said, 'That's a dead serious request!
My neighbor thought I was burying a dead body in my garden. I told him, 'No, just planting some dead leaves.
My friend asked if I wanted to go to a haunted house. I said, 'No thanks, my place is already filled with dead bodies.
I told my friend I found a dead body in my backyard. He said, 'So what? I find them in my closet every morning.
I asked the ghost if it knew any dead body jokes. It said, 'I find them all a bit 'stiff'!
My friend said I'm too morbid because I like reading about crime scenes. I told him, 'I'm just trying to kill some time.

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