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Why did the zombie break up with the dead body? It wanted someone with a bit more brains!
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Why did the dead body go to school? It wanted to improve its 'dead-ucation'!
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Why did the dead body start a band? It wanted to make some 'grave' music!
Haunted Buffet
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I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and they had a surprise guest – a dead body. I thought it was a new kind of immersive dining experience. The manager came over, apologized, and said, Don't worry, folks, it's just our new dish, 'Rest in Peas.' It's to die for!
Ghost Tours Gone Wrong
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I went on one of those haunted ghost tours recently, you know, the ones where they take you to spooky places? Well, they weren't kidding about the haunted part. We stumbled upon a dead body. I thought I signed up for a comedy tour, not a murder mystery! I even asked the guide if this was part of the act. Turns out, it was just an overcommitted method actor.
Ghostly Roommates
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I live with a ghost now. It's like having an invisible roommate who never pays rent and occasionally floats through walls. We had a disagreement the other day because I found a dead body in the living room. I told the ghost, If you're inviting friends over, at least give me a heads-up. This isn't Casper's Bed and Breakfast!
Paranormal Roommate Search
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I'm looking for a new roommate. The last one left unexpectedly – literally. I found a dead body in the apartment. Now, in my roommate ad, I specify, No ghosts, no skeletons in the closet, and absolutely no surprise guests unless they bring snacks.
Ghosts and Mortals Unite
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I met a ghost the other day. We had this awkward moment when we both stumbled upon a dead body at the same time. The ghost looked at me, I looked at the ghost, and we both shrugged like, Well, this is a little awkward, isn't it? Turns out, even in the afterlife, nobody knows how to handle unexpected situations.
The Case of the Clumsy Ghost
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You ever notice how ghosts are always portrayed as these graceful, ethereal beings? I found a dead body the other day, and let me tell you, this ghost must have skipped ghost school. It was tripping over its own ectoplasm, knocking stuff over – I was like, Hey, even in the afterlife, watch where you're floating!
The Spooky Dating Scene
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Dating is tough. I met this guy, and our first date took an unexpected turn when we stumbled upon a dead body. Awkward, right? But the weird part was when a ghost showed up and started giving us relationship advice. I thought, Okay, Cupid, I just wanted a coffee date, not a séance.
Ghost Problems 101
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I was haunted by a ghost, but instead of the usual spooky stuff, it kept complaining about finding a dead body in its past life. I was like, Look, I've got my own problems. I can't be your afterlife therapist. Go haunt someone else's therapy couch!
Haunted House for Sale
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I found a dead body in my new house. I thought I was buying a fixer-upper, not a 'fixer-upper-and-deal-with-ghosts' kind of situation. I called the realtor and said, I wanted a house with character, not characters from the afterlife! Can I get a refund or at least a discount on ghost repellent?
Ghosts on the Job Hunt
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I saw a ghost applying for a job the other day. The interviewer asked, Do you have any relevant experience? The ghost replied, Well, I did find a dead body once. The interviewer said, Sorry, we're looking for someone with more life experience. Talk about a tough job market, even for the undead!
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