7 Jokes For Deacon

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Updated on: Jan 09 2025

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What did the deacon say to the loud choir? 'You're singing a little too 'a-chord' for my liking!
What's a deacon's favorite ice cream flavor? 'Divine' chocolate, of course!
What's a deacon's favorite type of exercise? 'Holy' yoga!
What did the deacon say to the noisy congregation? 'Let's keep it holy, not noisy!
Why did the deacon open a bakery? To make 'holy' rolls, of course!
What's a deacon's favorite type of music? Gospel, of course – it's always 'on hymn'!
Why did the deacon bring a shovel to church? He heard it was time to 'dig deep' into the scriptures!

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