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I love how we all collectively enter a state of "de nile" when we see our gym membership bill. It's like, "Of course, I've been going regularly... in my dreams.
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De nile" is also the place where we store all the missing socks from the laundry. I mean, seriously, where do those little guys disappear to? It's like sock Bermuda Triangle.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried denial? It's like a prescription you give yourself every time you step on the scale and think, "Nope, I must be holding a bowling ball in each hand.
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De nile" is like a superpower we all possess. I can ignore a blinking check engine light for weeks, convincing myself it's just the car's way of saying, "You're doing great, buddy!
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Relationships are a lot like ancient civilizations; they crumble when built on the foundation of "de nile." "Honey, we need to talk about our issues." "Issues? What issues? Everything's fine!
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Denial is the reason I still have clothes in my closet from high school. I keep telling myself that one day, parachute pants will make a comeback, and I'll be the trendsetter.
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I've been in denial about my cooking skills for years. I burn water, and yet, every time I set off the smoke detector, I convince myself it's just applauding my culinary creativity.
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You know, they say denial is like a river in Egypt, but I've realized it's more like a stream in my relationships. "What do you mean I didn't take out the trash? I distinctly remember doing it in an alternate reality!
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Ever notice how our pets are masters of "de nile"? My dog can destroy the living room, and when I walk in, he gives me this innocent look like, "It was the cat. I swear.
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