5 Jokes For De Nile

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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The Fitness Guru in De Nile

The fitness guru is in denial about the benefits of exercising in "de Nile."
The fitness guru in 'de Nile' claims they have the secret to eternal youth – doing squats while balancing on a crocodile. I think they've been spending too much time in the sun, getting a denial-induced heatstroke.

The Fashionista in De Nile

The fashionista is in denial about the outdated trends in "de Nile."
They say fashion is cyclical, but in "de Nile," they're stuck in a never-ending loop of ancient sandals and pyramid-shaped hats. Denial has a dress code.

The Archaeologist in De Nile

The Archaeologist is in denial about finding real treasure in "de Nile."
Ever met an archaeologist who insists the pyramids were just built to distract us from the real wonder – a massive sandcastle competition along the shores of the river "De Nile"?

The Romantic in De Nile

The romantic is in denial about the lack of love interests in "de Nile."
I tried setting up the romantic in Egypt on a blind date. They showed up with Cleopatra's ghost, and I realized they're not in denial; they're in a supernatural relationship.

The Broken GPS in De Nile

The GPS is in denial about the existence of any roads leading out of "de Nile."
My GPS is so stubborn, it insists there's a shortcut out of "de Nile." Spoiler alert: it involves a magic carpet and a wishful thinking lane.

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