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Why did Davie bring a camera to the party? Because he wanted to 'capture' all the moments!
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Why did Davie take a spoon to the desert? He heard there was a 'sandwich' waiting for him!
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Why did Davie bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Davie bring a car door to the desert? So he could 'roll' down the window!
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Why did Davie become a gardener? He wanted to 'plant' the seeds of success!
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Did you hear about Davie's invention that helps you find lost socks? It's called the 'Sock-finder 3000' - it's really a 'sole'-ution to a common problem!
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Did you hear about Davie's attempt to sell a broken vacuum? He said it 'sucks' to be stuck with it!
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Davie decided to start a band with his kitchen appliances. He's the 'toast'-master!
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Why did Davie bring a pencil to bed? In case he made any 'mistakes' while dreaming!
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What did Davie say when he crossed paths with a cat and a dog? 'Looks like I'm in a 'purr-fectly' ruff situation!
Davie's Calendar Conundrum
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Have you ever met someone named Davie? I did. Davie's so bad with calendars, he tried to set up a meeting with Father Time. He wanted to discuss the possibility of moving Mondays to the end of the week. I told him, Davie, that's not how time works, but I admire your commitment to avoiding Mondays!
Davie's Dance Floor Dilemma
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Davie went to a dance class to impress his date. The instructor asked him to do the cha-cha, but he ended up doing the hokey pokey. I said, Davie, you're turning it all around, but that's not what it's all about!
Davie's Fashion Faux Pas
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Davie thought he'd try his hand at fashion. He walked out wearing socks with sandals, a Hawaiian shirt, and a tie-dye scarf. I asked him, Davie, are you trying to start a new trend or just applying for the role of 'Fashion Disaster' in a movie?
Davie's Pet Psychology
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Davie got a pet fish recently, and he read that talking to your fish can improve their mental health. Now, he spends hours discussing world politics with his goldfish. I asked him, Davie, does Nemo have strong opinions on international relations, or are you just trying to fish for compliments?
Davie's Recipe Roulette
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Davie fancies himself a chef, but he can't follow a recipe to save his life. Last week, he made spaghetti carbonara, but instead of bacon, he used gummy worms. I asked him, Davie, are you trying to create a new trend or just auditioning for a cooking show on Mars?
Davie's Gym Gymnastics
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Davie decided to join a gym to get in shape. He walked in, saw the exercise balls, and thought they were for a massive game of dodgeball. Now, every time he hears burpees, he thinks it's a tropical bird species. I said, Davie, you're not at the gym; you're in a fitness-themed amusement park!
Davie's GPS Misadventures
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Davie recently got a new GPS, and I swear, it's got a vendetta against him. He asked it for the quickest route home, and it took him through a car wash, a goat farm, and ended at a closed bridge. I asked him, Davie, did you mean to take the scenic route through the Twilight Zone?
Davie's Tech Troubles
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Davie got a smartwatch, but it's so advanced, it tells him he's dehydrated when he's just spilled his coffee. I said, Davie, your watch is more concerned about your liquid intake than your actual hydration. Maybe it's trying to save your electronics from a coffee flood!
Davie's DIY Disaster
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Davie decided to do some DIY home improvement. He wanted to install a ceiling fan, but the next thing you know, he's sitting there surrounded by a sea of feathers. Turns out, he mistook the fan for a piñata. I said, Davie, that's the last time I ask you for help hanging anything!
Davie's Lost in Translation
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Davie tried to learn a new language using a translation app, but something went wrong. Now, when he speaks, it sounds like he's narrating a Shakespearean play set in a fast-food restaurant. I told him, Davie, you're not bilingual; you're just creating your own linguistic universe!
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