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Davie is the unsung hero of awkward elevator encounters. He's the one who decided to put mirrors inside elevators, turning a short ride into a full-fledged self-reflection session. Now I have to pretend I'm engrossed in my own thoughts rather than make awkward eye contact.
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I bet Davie was the mastermind behind those soap dispensers in public bathrooms. You wave your hands around like you're performing some bizarre interpretive dance, hoping to get a couple of drops. I swear, he's just messing with us.
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I'm convinced that Davie is responsible for the design of those impossible-to-open plastic packaging. You need a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a degree in origami just to get to your new pair of socks. It's like he wants us to work for the simple pleasures in life.
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I was thinking about Davie the other day. He's probably the one who decided to make the "Walk" signal on pedestrian crossings blink faster as the time runs out. It's like he's saying, "Hurry up! You're running out of time to strut your stuff like a runway model!
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You ever notice how Davie, the guy who designs traffic signs, must be the world's worst communicator? I mean, he puts up a "Stop" sign, but I'm pretty sure half the drivers out there interpret it as "Pause for a Quick Chat with the Squirrels.
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I imagine Davie as the mastermind behind the infamous "Do Not Remove" tags on mattresses. Is there a secret mattress police force waiting to bust into our bedrooms if we dare to defy the tag's authority? I wouldn't be surprised.
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If Davie ever made a dating app, I bet the user interface would be like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. Swipe left, swipe right, tap, double-tap, shake your phone three times – congratulations, you just accidentally ordered pizza.
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Davie must have a secret mission to keep us guessing. Why else would he design door handles that scream "push" or "pull" without any actual labels? It's like playing a daily game of architectural charades.
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I've been wondering if Davie moonlights as a weather forecaster. I mean, have you seen those umbrella icons he creates? They're more like abstract art than a practical guide. Good luck figuring out if it's a light drizzle or a monsoon!
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