6+ Best One Liners Jokes For davie

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Davie decided to sell his vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust!

Davie decided to take up fishing, but he kept throwing his watch into the water. When asked why, he said he wanted to catch some 'time'!

Davie went to the bakery to get some bread, but they were all out. The baker said, 'Sorry, Davie, but you're toast!'

I told Davie he should be a tailor. He said, 'I'm 'cut' out for it!

Davie tried to make a belt out of watches. He soon realized it was a 'waist' of time!

Why did Davie bring a clock to the library? Because he wanted to 'kill' some time!

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