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Why did the dating website user bring a pencil? They wanted to draw in their perfect match!
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Why did the dating website user get a job at the bakery? They wanted to find a 'roll' model.
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I joined a dating site for detectives. It's all about finding the perfect 'mystery' partner.
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I signed up for a dating site for cats. Turns out, they're all just looking for a purr-fect match.
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Why did the dating website user bring a ladder? Because they heard it was a great way to meet someone on a higher level!
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I joined a dating site for chickens. It's all about finding the perfect 'coop'-le.
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I tried a dating website for ghosts, but it didn't work out. Turns out, they were just looking for a boo-hoo-ful connection.
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Dating Websites: Where your profile picture looks like a CEO, but your dating life feels more like an unpaid intern.
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I tried a niche dating website for people who love puns. Turns out, finding someone who appreciates a good pun is like searching for a needle in a haystack — a haystack of dad jokes.
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Dating websites make you fill out these extensive questionnaires. I'm thinking, 'I don't even know myself this well. Can I phone a friend or ask the audience?'
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You ever notice how dating websites are like online shopping? Except instead of free shipping, you get awkward first dates delivered to your doorstep.
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I joined a dating website recently. They asked for a headline. I thought, 'Looking for love,' but autocorrect had other plans: 'Cooking for love.' No wonder I got so many messages about my lasagna skills.
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Dating websites are like playing a game of 'Guess Who?' You scroll through profiles thinking, 'Does he have a sense of humor? Is she a cat person?' It's like trying to find Waldo, but with more emotional investment.
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Dating websites should have a 'Previously Owned' category, so you know what kind of emotional baggage you're signing up for. 'Gently used heart, still in good condition, just a little bruised.'
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I tried a dating website for introverts. The first message I got was, 'Hi, I'm shy too.' Great, now we're both waiting for the other to make the first move. It's a silent standoff.
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Dating websites have this 'compatibility score.' I once matched with someone who had a 98% compatibility with me. Turns out, we both enjoy turning off our phones and pretending we didn't see each other's messages.
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