5 Jokes About Dating Websites

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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Swipe Logic

Navigating the confusing world of swipe gestures
I tried swiping up on a profile once, thinking it would mean "super like." Turns out, it just sends the person a map to my location. Smooth move, Tinder. Now I have a stalker who's also terrible at following maps.

Profile Picture Predicament

Choosing the perfect dating profile picture
My dating profile picture is like a McDonald's ad. It looks amazing online, but when you meet it in person, you realize it's been heavily photoshopped, and the colors are a bit off.

Location-Based Love

Navigating long-distance relationships from dating websites
Long-distance relationships make you appreciate the small things, like the sound of their voice, the way they laugh, and the pixelation-free version of their face during video calls. It's like a digital love affair with a buffering romance.

Ghosting Games

Dealing with the disappearing act
I've been ghosted so many times; I'm starting to think Casper the Friendly Ghost is my spirit animal. At least he's upfront about being a ghost from the beginning.

Chatting Charades

Deciphering ambiguous messages on dating apps
Dating app conversations are like cryptic crossword puzzles. If I can decode your message and understand your sense of humor, we might just have a shot at love. If not, I'll see you in the "unmatch" abyss.

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