9 Jokes For Dandelion

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why did the dandelion get in trouble with the other flowers? It kept spreading 'seeds' of rumors!
What do you call a dandelion party? A 'blooming' celebration!
What did the dandelion say to the wind? 'You've got the power to make my wishes come true!
Why did the dandelion never get into trouble? Because it knew how to make a clean wish!
What's a dandelion's favorite part of school? History, because it's all about 'blowing' in the wind!
Why did the dandelion break up with the sunflower? It just couldn't handle the 'seeds' of jealousy!
How did the dandelion get through tough times? It 'stemmed' from resilience!
What do you call a dandelion's attempt at art? A 'brush' with greatness!
Why did the gardener bring a dandelion to the party? To add a little 'flare' to the bouquet!

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