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You ever blow on a dandelion and make a wish, only to have it backfire? I wished for a million bucks once, and the next day, my neighbor knocked on my door asking if I had seen his missing goat named "Bucks." I mean, seriously, universe, I said bucks, not
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So, the other day, my friend asked me, "If you had one wish, what would it be?" And you know what I said? "I wish I had the confidence of a dandelion." I mean, think about it. You blow on a dandelion, make a wish, and suddenly, you're dispersing your
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You ever notice how paranoid we get about dandelions? I mean, we see one little yellow flower in our yard, and suddenly, it's a full-blown botanical invasion. We're out there with gardening gloves and weed killer like we're defending our homes from a floral apocalypse. And don't get me started
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