7 Jokes For Dandelion

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why do dandelions never tell secrets? Because they're always 'spreading' rumors!
Why was the dandelion the best at playing hide and seek? Because it was always 'blowing' its cover!
What's a dandelion's favorite game? 'Blowing' in the breeze!
Why was the dandelion always calm? Because it knew how to 'weed' out stress!
Why was the dandelion so confident? Because it knew how to 'bloom' where it was planted!
What did the dandelion say to the gardener? 'Weed' meet again!
Why was the dandelion invited to every party? Because it knew how to 'blow' everyone away!

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