7 Jokes For Cynic

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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I tried to tell a cynic a knock-knock joke. They said, 'Who's there? Probably disappointment.
I asked my cynic friend if they believed in luck. They said, 'I believe in statistical anomalies.
I told a cynic they were too negative. They replied, 'I'm not negative; I'm just positively skeptical.
My cynic friend said, 'I don't believe in fairy tales.' I told them, 'That's because they all start with once upon a time, not in reality.
I tried to teach my cynic friend the power of positive thinking. They said, 'I positively think it won't work.
I told my cynic friend a joke about optimism. They laughed, but I think it was just to prove they could.
My cynic friend tried to give up sarcasm. It lasted for about a minute before they realized they were too good at it.

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