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Why did the cynic start a blog? Because they wanted to document the decline of everything.
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Why did the cynic cross the road? To question the motives of the chicken.
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Why did the cynic become a detective? They had a talent for finding flaws in every case.
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Why did the cynic go to therapy? They heard it was a safe space to express doubt and skepticism.
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Why did the cynic refuse to play cards? They thought every deal was rigged against them.
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Why did the cynic refuse to play hide and seek? They believed everyone was hiding something.
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Why did the cynic become a gardener? Because they were experts at planting doubts!
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Why did the cynic bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house, and they wanted a better view of the skepticism.
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Why did the cynic refuse to be an astronaut? They didn't believe in space – too much room for doubt.
The Cynic's GPS
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My cynic buddy thinks GPS stands for Generally Providing Sarcasm. I borrowed his GPS the other day, and instead of saying, Turn left, it just sighed and muttered, Good luck with that decision.
Cynic's Holiday Spirit
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I suggested my cynic friend join in on some holiday cheer. He said, I'll believe in Santa when I see an Amazon drone with presents and a 'bah humbug' note. Well, Santa, you better upgrade your delivery service!
Cynic's Fortune Cookie Wisdom
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I opened a fortune cookie with my cynic friend, and his fortune read, You will find happiness in the most unexpected places, like someone else's misery. Well, at least he's consistent with his pessimism.
Cynic's Romantic Comedy
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I asked my cynic friend about his love life. He said, I only believe in love at first sight if it comes with a prenup. Well, at least he's planning for a happily-ever-after divorce!
Cynic's Gardening Tips
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My cynic friend tried his hand at gardening. He planted pessimism seeds and said, I bet even these will grow into disappointment. Spoiler alert: They did, but at least he wasn't disappointed.
Cynic's Fitness Routine
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I asked the cynic for fitness advice. He said, The only exercise I enjoy is jumping to conclusions. Well, with a workout routine like that, he must have the most toned judgment in town.
Cynic's Wisdom Teeth
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My cynic friend got his wisdom teeth removed. When I asked how it went, he said, Turns out even my wisdom is prone to extraction. Life's just subtracting joy, one tooth at a time. Well, at least he's got a sense of humor, even if it's a bit toothless!
Cynic's Coffee Philosophy
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I offered my cynic friend a cup of coffee, and he replied, Life is too short for bad coffee, but then again, life is also too long for good coffee. That's the spirit – or lack thereof!
Cynic's Creed
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You know, I recently met a guy who proudly proclaimed himself a cynic. He said his life motto is, If life gives you lemons, demand to see the receipt. I mean, I get it, but come on, buddy, even lemons deserve a fair chance!
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