6 Jokes For Custardy

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Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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What did the custard say during a traffic jam? 'I need more space to set!
I started a custard delivery service, but it failed. Turns out, people prefer to pick up their own flan-mail!
I tried to make a custard sculpture, but it collapsed. I guess you could say my art is a bit flan-imsy!
I told my friend I could make a custard that tastes like a cloud. He said, 'Impossible!' I said, 'Mousse it is!
I tried to write a custard recipe, but it turned into a love letter. I guess you could say it was a flan-tastic expression of sweetness!
I asked the custard for some advice. It said, 'Just go with the flow, but not too quickly – you might curdle!

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