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What did the cursed broom say to the vacuum cleaner? You suck at flying!
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I bought a cursed GPS, and now it only takes me to dead ends. It's a real spirit breaker!
The Cursed Blender
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You ever buy something that just seems to have a curse on it? I bought a blender, and I swear it's cursed. Every time I try to make a smoothie, it sounds like it's possessed. I'm over here just trying to enjoy my kale and banana blend, and the blender is like, Nope, today we're making a demon summoning ritual.
Cursed Wardrobe
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I recently cleaned out my closet, and I found clothes that I swear are cursed. You know, the ones that used to fit perfectly, and now they're like, Nah, we're gonna make you do the pants dance. I put them on, and suddenly I'm doing lunges just to zip them up. It's like my clothes have a secret mission to embarrass me.
Cursed Traffic Lights
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Ever notice how traffic lights are cursed when you're in a hurry? Green means go, but not today! I swear the universe sees me running late and decides to play the How long can we make this red light last? game. I'm stuck there contemplating life choices while the light takes its sweet time.
The Cursed Wi-Fi
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My Wi-Fi is cursed, I'm convinced. It only decides to act up when I'm in the middle of an important video call. It's like my internet has a sixth sense for awkward moments. I'm there freezing on the screen, and my Wi-Fi is sitting in the corner, rubbing its digital hands together, going, Let's make this as uncomfortable as possible.
Cursed Elevator
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I swear the elevator in my building is cursed. It knows when I'm in a rush. It opens its doors, looks me dead in the eye, and goes, You thought you were getting to the ground floor quickly? Think again! It's like my elevator has a personal vendetta against me.
The Cursed Remote Control
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I have a TV remote that's cursed. It only disappears when I need to change the channel. I can have it in my hand, press the button, and suddenly it's gone. It's like my remote has commitment issues – it's there for the easy tasks, but when things get serious, it pulls a disappearing act.
The Cursed Pen
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I have this pen that's cursed, I swear. Every time I need it, it disappears. I'm convinced it has a teleportation feature, but only when I'm not looking. It's probably off having adventures with my missing socks.
Cursed GPS
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Have you ever had a GPS that seems cursed? Mine has this talent for taking me to the weirdest places. I asked for the nearest coffee shop, and it led me to the middle of a cornfield. I'm sitting there sipping my latte, surrounded by stalks of corn, wondering if this is the trendy new hipster coffee spot.
The Cursed Alarm Clock
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I got this alarm clock that's supposed to wake you up gently with soothing sounds. But no, mine chooses to go full-on horror movie soundtrack. I wake up to ominous chanting and thunderstorms. I'm just trying to start my day, not survive a zombie apocalypse. My alarm clock thinks I need a heart attack to get out of bed.
The Cursed Refrigerator
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My refrigerator is cursed. I put leftovers in there, and they disappear. I suspect my fridge has a secret portal to another dimension where my lunch is the main attraction. I open it, expecting a sandwich, and it's like, Sorry, we're fully booked in the parallel universe buffet.
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