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Cursed Smartphone Owner
Dealing with a smartphone that's cursed with autocorrect gone wild
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My phone has this weird thing where it autocorrects "work" to "wine." So, my mom asked, "How's work?" I replied, "Oh, you know, just another day at the wineplace. Oops, I mean workplace. Freudian sip, I guess.
Haunted House Realtor
Trying to sell a haunted house to a skeptical buyer
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I showed this lovely haunted apartment to a guy, and he was like, "I heard strange noises." I said, "Those are just the friendly ghosts having a party. They're just trying to make you feel at home. Besides, who wouldn't want Casper as a roommate?
Cursed Gardener
Dealing with a garden cursed with overenthusiastic, rebellious plants
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The weeds in my garden have this cursed ability to grow faster than anything else. I told them, "Stop!" and they said, "We prefer vertical freedom." I didn't know I was cultivating the botanical version of punk rock.
Cursed Chef
Cooking in a kitchen with a mischievous food poltergeist
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The food poltergeist has a sense of humor too. I asked it to help with the dessert, and it decided to write a message in chocolate syrup on the cake. It said, "Boo-tiful dish, chef!" Well, at least it appreciates my cooking.
Cursed Commuter
Dealing with a cursed public transportation system
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I got on the cursed bus, and the driver announced, "Due to unforeseen circumstances, we'll be taking a detour through the Twilight Zone. Please hold on to your sanity." Well, at least I'll have a unique story at the office.
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