8 Jokes For Cucumber

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the cucumber say to the celery? You're just a 'stalk'-er!
How did the cucumber become a rockstar? It got into a pickle and started to jam!
Why did the cucumber go to school? To get a little 'ed-cucation'!
What do you call a cucumber that's a spy? A cucumb-007!
What do you call a cucumber that's a comedian? A 'dill'-ightful jokester!
Why was the cucumber invited to all the vegetable parties? It was great at 'pickling' conversations!
What do you call a cucumber's comedy club? The 'crunch'line!

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