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Why do we always find cucumber slices in spa water? Are they trying to convince us that hydration is a glamorous affair? Like, "Oh, look at me, I'm just here, chilling in this fancy water. NBD.
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Have you ever tried to impress someone with your healthy eating habits by ordering a salad, only to discover that it's 90% cucumber? It's like, "Wow, I guess I'm on a cucumber diet now. Thanks, salad bar.
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Cucumbers have this unique ability to go from being a crunchy snack to a soggy disappointment in the fridge. It's like they have a secret mission to ruin your expectations, one salad at a time.
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If cucumbers could talk, they'd probably complain about always being the understudy in the salad bowl. "I could have been a pickle, you know! But no, here I am, being overshadowed by lettuce and tomatoes.
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You ever notice how cucumbers are like the undercover agents of the vegetable world? You invite them to a salad, and suddenly, they're disguised as a water dispenser. Sneaky little veggies.
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Cucumbers are the drama queens of the refrigerator. You buy them with good intentions, thinking they'll be a great addition to your meals. But the next thing you know, they're causing a moisture crisis in the crisper drawer.
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I've realized that cucumbers have commitment issues. You buy a whole one, but by the end of the week, it's turned into a shriveled, abandoned vegetable in the back of your fridge. That's one way to ghost your veggies.
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Cucumbers in a vegetable salad are like the background dancers in a pop music video. You see them there, doing their thing, but you're not entirely sure why they're necessary. They're just adding that extra crunch, I guess.
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The sound a cucumber makes when you bite into it is like nature's way of reminding you that you're eating something healthy. It's the vegetable equivalent of a standing ovation for choosing greens over fries.
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