7 Jokes For Cucumber

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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Why did the cucumber win the talent show? It had 'pickle-ing' talents!
Why was the cucumber so good at karate? It had a killer chop!
Why did the cucumber break up with the tomato? It couldn't handle the salsa dance!
How does a cucumber become a computer? It uses its 'pickle' processor!
Why was the cucumber a great athlete? It knew how to 'pick' up the pace!
What's a cucumber's favorite type of math? Cuculus, the study of 'slice' angles!
Why was the cucumber afraid to enter the garden? It heard it was a 'dicey' neighborhood!

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