7 Crush Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Feb 15 2025

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My crush said they're a baker. I said, 'Well, you've already kneaded my heart!
My crush asked me if I believe in fate. I said, 'Of course, especially when it comes to our dates!
My crush said they're like a fine wine. I replied, 'Well, I'm like milk... I'm good until you leave me out too long.
I asked my crush if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'No, but I'm willing to make an exception.
My crush told me they're a puzzle enthusiast. I said, 'Well, lucky for you, I'm the missing piece!
Why did the crush bring a pencil to the date? In case they wanted to draw closer!
My crush told me they're on a seafood diet. They see food, and they eat it. I said, 'That's a crushingly good strategy!

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