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Joke Types
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Why did the crush bring a shovel to the dance? Because they wanted to dig our vibe!
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Why did the crush bring a calendar to the picnic? Because they wanted to date!
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Why did the crush bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the crush apply for a job at the bakery? Because they heard they kneaded love!
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Why did the crush become a gardener? Because they wanted to plant a kiss on someone special!
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Why did the crush bring a map to the party? Because they wanted to find a way to my heart!
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I told my crush I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. They said, 'I can't put it down!
Crush GPS
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Trying to find common interests with your crush is like navigating with a GPS that only speaks in riddles. Turn left at their favorite movie, then make a U-turn at their pet peeves, and you'll arrive at 'I think they might like me back.'
Crush Probability
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Trying to calculate the probability of your crush liking you back is like attempting advanced calculus. You factor in their smiles, their texts, and the alignment of the stars. It's a mathematical masterpiece of confusion, and the answer is always just as elusive as a perfect love story in a romantic comedy.
Crush Roulette
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You ever have a crush on someone, and you're like, Should I tell them or just keep it a secret and play Crush Roulette? It's like, 'Is today the day they find out, or do I just keep pretending I don't have a shrine dedicated to them in my closet?
Crush Texting Tactics
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Texting your crush is like defusing a bomb. You carefully choose your words, analyze emojis like a detective, and then you hit send and hope it doesn't explode in your face. Oh no, I accidentally sent a heart-eyes emoji instead of a thumbs up. Abort mission!
Crush Detective
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Having a crush turns you into a detective without a badge. You analyze their social media like you're solving a crime. Okay, they posted a picture with a dog. Does that mean they love dogs, or were they just trying to impress someone else? And who is that someone else?
Crush Confusion
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Having a crush is confusing. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. You're never quite sure if they like you back or if they're just being polite. It's a real-life game of 'Is it Flirting or Are They Canadian?
Crush IQ Test
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Trying to figure out if your crush likes you back is like taking an IQ test, but for emotional intelligence. Did they laugh at my joke because it's funny, or is this a sign of undying love? It's a real-life game of 'Guess the Emotional Morse Code.
Crush Coffee Dilemma
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Going for coffee with your crush is like ordering at Starbucks. You stand there, sweating, trying to decode their coffee preferences. Do they want a latte, or should I play it safe with a hot chocolate? What if they're secretly a chai tea kind of person?
Crush Diet
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Having a crush is the only diet where you can lose sleep instead of weight. Forget about counting calories; I'm counting the minutes I spend overthinking every interaction. Did they notice how charming I was during that 5-second conversation, or should I have thrown in a magic trick?
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