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I texted my crush saying, 'Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more!' Turns out, they're not a fan of camping!
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I texted my crush, 'Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type!' I hope they don't think I'm hitting on their typing skills!
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I sent my crush a text saying, 'Are you a time traveler? Because every time I see you, I feel like it's the future!' They replied, 'I'm just punctual.
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Why did the smartphone break up with its charger? Because it couldn't handle the electric chemistry over text!
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Why did the smartphone blush? Because it received a text from its crush that said, 'You've got great connection!'
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I texted my crush, 'Are you a Wi-Fi signal?' They replied, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I'm feeling a strong connection!
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I texted my crush, 'Are you made of copper and tellurium?' They replied, 'CuTe.' Well, at least I got a chemistry joke out of it!
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Why did the smartphone go on a diet? It wanted to keep its texts light and flirty!
Emojis Speak Louder Than Words
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Trying to decode your crush's emojis is like deciphering hieroglyphs. Is that a smiley face, or are they plotting my demise?
Modern-Day Love Confessions
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You ever try to express your love over text? Hey, I think you're as amazing as the Wi-Fi signal in my basement.
The Waiting Game
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Waiting for a text back from your crush is like waiting for water to boil. You stare at your phone, hoping for a sign, but all you get is lukewarm indifference.
Autocorrected Romance
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You ever send a flirty text to your crush, but thanks to autocorrect, it turns into something like, I want to take you out for a date with my cat. Yeah, I'm single.
Double-Text Dilemmas
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Texting your crush is all fun and games until you realize you've double-texted. Now you're either in a relationship or on the FBI's watchlist.
Emoji Etiquette
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They say if you want to woo your crush, use the right emojis. But I sent a heart and got a thumbs up. I think I just got friendzoned in Technicolor.
The Unsolicited Selfie Saga
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Sending your crush an unsolicited selfie is like playing Russian roulette. Will they think you're cute, or will they think you're auditioning for America's Next Top Awkward Moment?
The Perils of Crush Texting
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You know, they say texting your crush is like playing Minesweeper. One wrong move, and BOOM, you're in the friendzone!
The Art of Ghosting
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Texting your crush is like a game of ghosting. You send a message, and then you disappear like it's a magic trick you didn't intend to perform.
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