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Having a crush over text is like participating in a texting marathon. You're sprinting to reply promptly, but at the same time, you're desperately trying to pace yourself so you don't run out of things to say by mile two.
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Crush over text? It's a delicate dance of emojis. You send a thumbs up, they reply with a smiley face – is this a conversation or an avant-garde art project? I'm just trying to decode the cryptic language of the emoji kingdom.
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Crush over text? It's a bit like online shopping. You browse through their messages, add a witty response to your cart, and then nervously hit send, hoping they accept your emotional purchase.
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Having a crush over text is like playing chess with your emotions. You make a move, they make a move, and you spend hours analyzing every move, hoping you don't accidentally checkmate yourself into the friend zone.
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Texting your crush feels like being on a tightrope – one wrong step, and you're plummeting into the abyss of awkwardness. "I meant to send that heart emoji ironically, not as a desperate cry for emotional connection!
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You ever have a crush over text? It's like trying to decipher hieroglyphics in a modern-day love story. "Did they use the heart emoji because they genuinely care, or did they just have too much caffeine and their finger slipped?
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Texting your crush is a delicate balance between being too casual and accidentally revealing your true, overly invested self. "Oh, you like pizza? What a coincidence, I've loved pizza my entire life, especially on days that end in 'y.'
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Crush over text? It's a rollercoaster of emotions. You go from the exhilaration of receiving a text to the anxiety of crafting the perfect response. It's like emotional weightlifting – one text at a time, trying not to drop the feelings barbell on your toe.
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Texting your crush is a strategic game. You have to time your responses like you're defusing a bomb. "Do I reply now and seem too eager, or do I wait and risk them thinking I got abducted by aliens?
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