7 Crush Boy Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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My crush boy said he's good at math. I asked, 'What's your formula for love?' He replied, 'You plus me equals happiness.
My crush boy and I are like peanut butter and jelly – a perfect match!
My crush boy is like a fine wine. We get better with time, and we're often best enjoyed at a romantic dinner.
My crush boy is like a good book – I can't wait to spend every chapter of my life with him.
My crush boy is like a microwave. He heats things up in 30 seconds and leaves me wanting more.
I asked my crush boy if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'I don't know, but I've been crushing on you since kindergarten.
My crush boy asked if I believed in love triangles. I said, 'No, but I believe in acute angles and you being the cute one.

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