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Why did the crush boy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the crush boy become a gardener? Because he wanted to plant the seeds of love!
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Why did the crush boy bring a pencil to the party? In case he needed to draw attention!
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Why did the crush boy bring a ladder to school? Because he heard it was high school!
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Why did the crush boy bring a suitcase to the date? He wanted to pack in all the fun!
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Why did the crush boy break up with his calendar? He felt like his days were numbered.
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Why did the crush boy bring a map to the party? Because he wanted to show everyone the way to his heart!
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What did the crush boy say when he got a job at the bakery? 'I kneaded this!
Crush Boy GPS
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I told my crush boy I had a crush on him, and he replied, Sorry, my GPS doesn't recognize that destination. Well, I guess Google Maps can't help with matters of the heart.
Crush Boy IQ Test
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I tried to strike up an intellectual conversation with my crush boy, and I asked him, What's your favorite Shakespeare play? He said, The one with the words and stuff. I guess we can rule out Hamlet, Macbeth, and all the other ones with words and stuff.
Crush Boy Diet
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I found out my crush boy is on a diet. Not because he wants to be fit or healthy, but because apparently, relationships have too many emotional calories. Who knew love could be so fattening?
Crushing it, Literally
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My crush boy is so dense, I'm starting to think he's made of dark matter. I mean, does he even notice when someone's flirting or is he just on a permanent vacation in Obliviousville?
Crush Boy Physics
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I asked my crush boy if he believed in love at first sight. He said, Well, I believe in gravitational attraction. I guess we're sticking to Newtonian romance in this relationship.
Crush Boy Psychic Powers
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My crush boy has this amazing psychic ability. He can sense when I'm about to confess my feelings and magically disappears. It's like he has a sixth sense for avoiding romantic conversations!
Crush Boy Detective
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My crush boy is so good at playing detective. I dropped hints the size of anvils, and he's still out there with a magnifying glass, trying to figure out if I like him. Sherlock Holmes, eat your heart out!
Crushed Expectations
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I asked my crush boy what he looks for in a partner, and he said, Well, someone who's breathing is a good start. I guess I should be relieved; at least he's not aiming too high.
Crush Boy Chronicles
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You ever have a crush? I recently found out my crush is a 'Crush Boy.' I mean, I knew he was cute, but now I'm wondering if I should get a helmet and knee pads just to navigate my feelings!
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