5 Crush Boy Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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The Clueless Crush Boy

Missing every hint like a comedy of errors
My friends told me she's dropping hints. I'm here waiting for a flashing neon sign that says, "She likes you!" Meanwhile, she's basically sending smoke signals, and I'm wondering if there's a barbecue nearby.

The Shy Crush Boy

Navigating the minefield of crush signals
I tried the classic move of lending her my jacket when she looked cold. She took it and said, "Thanks, you're so warm." And I'm standing there thinking, "Is this a compliment or a weather report?

The Overanalyzing Crush Boy

Deciphering every text and emoji
When she said "see you around," I spent the next week planning strategic encounters. Spoiler alert: strategic encounters are just creepy stalking with a fancier name.

The Friendzone Crush Boy

Being the best buddy while secretly heartbroken
I gave her dating advice, and she said, "You're such a good friend." Translation: "You're so great at helping other guys; I just wish I could date someone like you." Ouch.

The Social Media Stalker Crush Boy

Balancing social media obsession and avoiding accidental likes
I mastered the art of screenshotting her stories without being noticed. My phone gallery looks like a detective's evidence board. I'm not creepy; I'm just thorough.

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