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I have a friend who's legless but always on the go. He's quite the roll model!
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Why did the crutches go to therapy? They had a lot of issues with support!
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I asked my paralyzed friend to make dinner. He said, 'I'll give it a roll.
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Why did the injured man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
The Art of Sitting
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I've mastered the art of sitting. You think it's easy, but try sitting for eight hours straight without getting up. I'm a sitting marathon champion. Forget standing desks; I'm all about the sitting throne.
Dancing with the Stars (and Crutches)
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I'm a regular on Dancing with the Stars – well, in my dreams. In reality, I've got my own version: Dancing with the Stars (and Crutches). It's a dazzling performance of spins, twirls, and the occasional face plant.
Stairway to Nowhere
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They say success is like climbing a staircase. For me, success is finding an elevator. Stairs are just a cruel reminder that my life is a constant struggle between wanting a good workout and realizing I can't feel my legs.
Wrestling with Crutches
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I tried wrestling once – not in the ring but with my crutches. They have a mind of their own, especially when you're running late. It's like a battle between me and the rebellious metal sticks. Spoiler alert: crutches always win.
Crippled Karaoke
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I've found my true calling: crippled karaoke. With the microphone in one hand and a crutch in the other, I bring a whole new meaning to the phrase breaking a leg during a performance.
Accessible Fashionista
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Being crippled has its perks. I've become a trendsetter in accessible fashion. Who needs high heels when you can rock the latest in orthopedic chic? I call it heeling with style.
Limbo Lessons
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You know, people always say life throws you curveballs, but for me, it's more like life throws me crutches! I've mastered the art of limbo, not by choice, but because my life has become a perpetual game of How low can you go?
Paralympic Dreams
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I thought about joining the Paralympics once. Then I realized my most intense physical activity is trying to catch the elevator before the doors close. I'll stick to being a couch potato; it's less competitive.
Wheelchair Races
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I recently discovered a new sport: wheelchair racing. It's like Formula 1, but with a lot more pit stops to pick up dropped keys and occasionally stopping for a friendly game of Where did I leave my other sock?
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