8 Jokes About Creepy Guys

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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I asked a creepy guy if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I'm willing to stalk you until it happens.
I met a creepy guy who claimed to be a mind reader. I said, 'If you really are, what am I thinking right now?' He replied, 'You're weird.
A creepy guy tried to sell me a coffin. I said, 'Sorry, I'm not ready to commit.
I asked a creepy guy for directions, and he said, 'Follow your instincts.' I'm still lost.
I told a creepy guy he should smile more. He said, 'I would, but it's hard to do with fangs.
I told a creepy guy he was drawing his eyebrows too high. He looked surprised.
I met a creepy guy who claimed he could make time stand still. Turns out, he was just really boring.
I asked a creepy guy why he was staring at his calendar. He said, 'I'm looking for dates.

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