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Why did the creepy guy bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention.
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Why did the creepy guy bring a map to the cemetery? He wanted to find the dead center.
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Why did the creepy guy get a job at the zoo? He heard they needed someone to keep an eye on the cheetahs.
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Why did the creepy guy bring a mirror to the party? He wanted to show everyone a reflection of themselves - literally.
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Why did the creepy guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the creepy guy bring a ladder to the gym? He heard it was a great way to get to the next level of fitness!
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Why did the creepy guy get a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded him.
Creepy Guys
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Ever had a creepy guy ask for your number and then proceed to call you every five minutes? It's like they're majoring in tele-stalking with a minor in social cluelessness.
Creepy Guys
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Creepy guys have this radar for personal space that’s worse than GPS. You move an inch, they're there! It's like they attended a seminar called How to Invade Someone's Bubble 101.
Creepy Guys
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Creepy guys are like horror movie directors but for social interactions. They're always lurking in the background, waiting for the perfect jump scare moment to make your day a bit more terrifying.
Creepy Guys
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I met a guy who claimed his hobby was people watching. But the way he was doing it felt more like people hunting! There's a thin line between observing and making someone feel like they're a subject in a National Geographic documentary titled The Elusive Human.
Creepy Guys
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You know, there are two types of creepy guys: the ones who lurk in the shadows and give you the heebie-jeebies, and then there are the ones who think a wink is a mating call!
Creepy Guys
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Ever notice how creepy guys have this uncanny ability to make a perfectly innocent compliment sound like an audition line for a horror movie? You have lovely eyes suddenly feels like, I've memorized the exact shade for your wanted poster!
Creepy Guys
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I tried an experiment the other day. I walked around the block wearing a fake mustache. You won't believe how many creepy guys suddenly thought I was their long-lost cousin or something! Mustaches are like catnip for creepsters!
Creepy Guys
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Creepy guys have this superpower to turn a casual conversation into an interrogation scene from a detective movie. Where are you from? What's your favorite color? Do you believe in aliens? I'm waiting for them to pull out a spotlight and start shining it in my eyes!
Creepy Guys
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You know how they say a smile can brighten someone's day? Well, creepy guys take that concept and turn it into something that makes you question whether your smile was an open invitation for a lifetime subscription to their weirdness.
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