18 Jokes About Covid 19

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Why don't scientists trust atoms during the pandemic? Because they make up everything!
Why was the math book sad during COVID-19? It had too many problems!
Why did the computer catch a cold during COVID-19? It had a virus!
How do you organize a space party during COVID-19? You planet!
What did the mask say to the face? Let's stick together!
What did one mask say to the other mask? You've got me covered!
Why did the bicycle fall over during quarantine? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a bear with no mask? Bare-faced!

COVID-19, the Netflix Spoiler

COVID-19 is like the ultimate spoiler – it ruined our plans for 2020. We had travel plans, career goals, and dreams, and suddenly, COVID-19 entered the scene with a massive plot twist. It's like the world's worst Netflix series – binge-watching wasn't as fun when it came to global pandemics.

COVID-19, the Chef's Special

We've all become gourmet chefs during this pandemic. COVID-19 turned us into experts at cooking with whatever random ingredients we have left in the pantry. I never thought I'd see the day when canned beans and instant noodles were considered delicacies. It's like we're all contestants on the reality show Quarantine Kitchen.

COVID-19, the Unwanted Life Coach

You know, COVID-19 is the world's most unwanted life coach. It's been giving us daily lessons on resilience, adaptability, and finding joy in the small things. I never signed up for this self-improvement program, but here we are, surviving a pandemic and getting a crash course in Life 101: The Quarantine Edition.

COVID-19, the Uninvited Guest

COVID-19 is like that party crasher who shows up uninvited and refuses to leave. It's the only guest who can clear a room faster than a bad stand-up comedian. I mean, who invited you, COVID? We had a good thing going, and now you're here ruining the party. It's like the virus has a VIP pass to every event on the planet.

COVID-19, the Fashion Critic

You know, COVID-19 has really changed our sense of fashion. I mean, who would have thought that masks would become the must-have accessory of the year? It's like the virus took one look at our wardrobe and said, You guys need a makeover, and I'm here to help – with a touch of paranoia and a hint of medical chic.

COVID-19, the Time Traveler

You know, COVID-19 has this amazing ability to make time stand still. It's like the virus got a hold of Doctor Strange's time stone and hit pause on the entire world. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the days when the only thing going viral was a funny cat video.

COVID-19, the Socially Awkward Consultant

COVID-19 turned us into the most socially awkward people on the planet. Now, when someone coughs in public, it's like they dropped a social grenade. People scatter faster than a group of toddlers when you pull out a broccoli. We've all become masters of the art of social distancing – not because we want to, but because COVID-19 is the world's worst party planner.

COVID-19, the Relationship Tester

They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but COVID-19 took it to a whole new level. It's like the virus wanted to see if our relationships could survive a global lockdown. I never thought I'd spend so much time with my significant other that I'd start to miss the days when space was just a word and not a relationship requirement.

COVID-19: The Ultimate Hiding Spot

You know, I used to play hide and seek when I was a kid. But now, thanks to COVID-19, we're all pros at it. It's like the virus attended the World Hide-and-Seek Championship and decided to stay undefeated. I can already imagine the virus giving a press conference saying, You can't find me, but I'll find you!

COVID-19, the Great Hygiene Teacher

Thanks to COVID-19, we've all become hygiene experts. It's like the virus enrolled us in the School of Handwashing and Sanitizing. I've washed my hands so many times; I'm starting to see a dermatologist for soap-related issues. If cleanliness is next to godliness, we're all practically saints by now.

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